Best Quotes Of Woody Allen About Life

1. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. -Woody Allen

2. Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. -Woody Allen

3. If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. -Woody Allen

4. Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone you love. -Woody Allen

5. Life doesn’t imitate art; it imitates bad television. -Woody Allen

6. This year I’m a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole? -Woody Allen

7. All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it. -Woody Allen

8. The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it. -Woody Allen

9. I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government. -Woody Allen

10. Someone once asked me if my dream was to live on in the hearts of my people, and I said I would like to live on in my apartment. -Woody Allen

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